HE SAID: Marry/Fuck/Toss

Nifer here, with Jeremy’s three celebrities.  He has to theoretically marry one, toss one off a cliff, and have a passionate one night stand with the last. The three are: Anne Coulter, Dina Lohan, Suzyn Waldman.  Have at it!

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Well Nifer I’m not going to lie, despite what Maggie thinks you have made this extremely difficult for me.  Why?  Because I’d like to fuck all of them…quite angrily, I might add.  Suzyn because of this; Dina because she let her daughter wilt away; and Anne Coulter because of this.  But alas, that is not the game…

Ultimately I’d toss Suzyn off a cliff, because although I am a die hard Red Sox fan, I have many good friends who are Yankee fans, and cliffing her would end lots of their misery.

I would fuck Anne, mainly to show her just how ‘perfect’ Jews can be, in some respects.

And lastly, I would marry Dina.  Just thinking out loud here, but this could be very beneficial.  I would force feed Lindsay, make her gain some weight so she would look like this again, and ultimately try to get some Mom/Daughter action…good times all around!

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6 Responses to HE SAID: Marry/Fuck/Toss

  1. magpieoz says:

    Can he fuck, then toss Anne Coulter, it really seems like the only appropriate response for the likes of her!

  2. David says:

    A solid response, however, did you consider how fucked Ann Coulter would be if you married her?

  3. magpieoz says:

    i think there should be a special donkey punch clause for anne coulter.

  4. Dan says:

    For the sake of the rhyme, can you just call it marry, fuck, chuck? Well played, Jeremy. You found your way of of a tough spot.

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