SHE SAID: Marry/Fuck/Toss

This is kind of confusing, because writing right now is actually Jeremy, who is going to propose three celebrities to Nifer, she must then decide who she is going to throw off a cliff, who she will have a one night stand with, and who she will marry. The three are: Keith Richards, Howard Stern, and Bobcat Goldthwait.

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Jeremy, this is a tough one.  All fairly unattractive, but entertaining…

That being said, I would have to throw Keith off a cliff, marry Stern and fuck Bobcat.

I’m tempted to fuck Keith, but he doesn’t strike me as having a lot of stamina these days, and as far as marriage goes, I don’t think slurs and grunts count as a language … so he’s going over the cliff.

As for Bobcat, he was in One Crazy Summer, one of the best movies ever made.  I think he would definitely be an interesting one night stand.  The voices, the hair, the energy level …

Which leaves Howard.  And in this scenario we would be joined in marital bliss.  It’s beautiful, really.

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4 Responses to SHE SAID: Marry/Fuck/Toss

  1. magpieoz says:

    OH MY GOD KIETH you have to toss him… that man SCREAMS STDs. Although if you fucked him and he couldn’t get it up, seems like a win win in this situation.

    I am so grossed out about all of these… you were WAY nicer to jer jer.

  2. michael says:

    Bobcat has actually just had a bit of a comeback, i think i caught him on a spinoff show last week…which “may” make the one night stand all the more hot? jury’s still out on that one…

  3. David says:

    Being a guy it’s hard to comment for the girl’s side, but you need a ‘kudos’ for taking one for the team. Those are some hard choices. Or soft, depending on how you look at it. You’d think Keith Richards would give new meaning to the phrase whiskey dick.

  4. […] HE SAID: Marry/Fuck/Toss Round 2 Jeremy’s three options are Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears (this vintage) .  If you’re looking for instructions on how to play the game, read here or here. […]

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