HE SAID: Omegle

You seem to be on a roll picking topics right now that I completely agree with you on.  I’m going to praise you for a second – you could not have said it better regarding Omegle.  So instead of reiterating what you said (albeit in a funnier way, because let’s face it, my wit far exceeds yours), I’m just going to post a few of my favorite conversations I had while “researching” this topic….sometimes I opened up with the following line to see the response, “I’ll be honest, Im a 27 year old male looking for fun.”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: listen ill be honest…im 27, male, looking for fun
Stranger: cool im a 22 shemale also looking for fun
Stranger: wanna cyber

You have disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: listen ill be honest, im a 27 year old male looking for fun
Stranger: oh god what is this
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I have a penis
You: PERFECT

You have disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im 30/m/mex
You: have fun jacking off tonight
Stranger: thanx
Stranger: ill be better if you were here
You: pervert
You: im a 27 year old dude

You have disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, I like boobs, they’re soft and round
You: i like my boobs
Stranger: are they awesome boobs?
You: i like to think so
Stranger: oh yeah? why are they so awesome?
You: well they are a nice set of man boobs. kinda soft and flabby, lots of hair

You have disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: asl?
You: 27/h/usa
You: you?
Stranger: h?
You: um…i was born with “both” parts
You: that ok?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: that sounds pleasurable
You: you are already not comfortable huh

You have disconnected.

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One Response to HE SAID: Omegle

  1. JP says:

    Holy shit, that was you!!!

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