My theme for this week – 80’s sitcom dads. First up, Steven Keaton from Family Ties, next we’ve got Dr. Jason Seaver from Growing Pains, and finally we’ve got an adoptive father, Henry Warnamont of Punky Brewster fame. Remember, Nifer, you are selecting from the characters…and I know Henry is old, but he’d make a great father figure!
Thanks for the father figures, Jeremy. My dad died. Super smooth, jackass.
This is easy. Henry is getting tossed only because I have no interest in necrophilia, and he doesn’t look like he would even make it to the edge of the cliff before kicking it, so it’s not like that would be a struggle to get him off of it. Oddly enough, that is the first time I have tried imagining getting someone off the cliff.
Next I’m going to marry Steven because he’s a decent, fun, liberal guy and I feel like we could have some halfway decent conversations throughout our golden years together. Not sure if I want to know what’s under the beard though.
I’m going to fuck Jason, but only if we can refer to him only as “the doctor” from now on and the lights are off.