SHE SAID: Marry/Fuck/Toss

July 10, 2009

Pissing Nifer off by giving her bootleg selections for this game has become a favorite past time of mine…so I figure I might as well keep the tradition alive and give her superheroes from the 80s.  However, these are not just any superheroes, they are He-Man, Captain Planet & last but certainly not least, Lionel from Thundercats.  Remember Nifer, when thinking about these, He-Man is THE Master of the Universe & he ‘has the power;’ Captain Planet would obviously fit into your Vermont lifestyle given his tendency to be environmentally friendly, and finally Lionel is part human/part cat.  And before you go whining about having to select from cartoon characters, if the girl in A-Ha’s Take On Me video can will a cartoon into human form, so can you…


Jeremy.  There is such a thing as too much.  And I believe we are there.  Might have passed it a while back.

Marry Captain Planet.  I like the way he’s working the camera in this picture and that is a face full of integrity.  Plus, he seems to be the least concerned with his weapon.

Fuck He-Man after I convince him to change his man-bob hair style and only on the condition that his little friend isn’t present.

Toss Lionel.  He reminds me too much of Carrot Top.