I am going to spare Jeremy from having to choose between Wonder Woman and Jem or the female cast of the first season of Saved by the Bell.
Recently, the US held it’s Olympic trials for the track and field events. I was in awe of both the overwhelming strength and delicate agility required of many of the athletes. However, the hammer throw seemed to require the most of both and the precise footwork of these athletes was impressive even when not combined with their staggering strength.
Choose between the top three finalists from the first preliminary round. If they can utilize strength and agility on the field, imagine how much fun they could be off the field.
This year’s top qualifier in the first preliminary, Jessica Cosby, from team Nike.
Second place finisher, Loree Smith, from team New York AC.
And third place finisher, Kristal Yush, who is not on a team and is conveniently listed as “unattached”.
Go, Jeremy, Go.
You want me to bitch and moan like you do every time, don’t you? But I am a bigger person than you Nifer, so I am going to respond happily, and then puke in my mouth…alot.
I know nothing about any of these girls, so I’m going on these three pictures alone. I am going to marry Kristal, for no other reason than she looks like she might be alot of fun in bed, and therefor the rest of her life as well. I’ll fuck Jessica for two reasons – 1. she goes to UCLA and I hate the USC Trojans and 2. I like fucking winners. So that leaves tossing Loree, which I feel bad about because she might be a great gal, but something tells me she’ll get over it pretty quickly…
I just realized, how the fuck am I supposed to toss this girl off a cliff? She can beat the shit out of me. Am I allowed to use some chloroform first?