Holiday Commercials stink. I concur.
But it’s kind of a given. Even more so given the current economical state. Everyone and their mother is trying to sell sell sell and get in the black between the traditional consumer mad dash from Thanksgiving to Christmas Eve (although apparently that margin is now ten days before Halloween and Christmas Eve). It’s a tiny time frame, I would imagine these people are under a ton of pressure, and the result is ads that are all too frequent airing too early in the year.
Toys, home goods, big box stores, oh my.
Recently, I feel like the amount of jewelry ads airing mid November astounding. The forced, vomit-inducing cheesiness that runs rampantly on these ads is insulting to everyone, from the actors to the unsuspecting viewers. If someone ever actually used the phrase “he went to Jared” to announce an engagement … if that’s the best they can come up with, that’s depressing. Although Kay, while normally anger inducing with the “every kiss begins with k” catchphrase, managed to come up with this one, which makes me laugh almost every time I see it. I’m still waiting to see DeBeers moment of cripplingly forced, generic, gender stereo-typing, lame excuse for a romantic moment this season, but I have no doubt it will make me change the channel when I do.
Why does my mom expect all five of her grown children to be sitting in the living room come Christmas morning? Thanks Lowes.
But I’m getting into entirely different territory here.
I have recently come to the conclusion that the ads I like are the low budget local ones that I catch every once in a blue moon when the urge to watch a back to back of the Wheel and Jeopardy strikes me. They are way more entertaining and genuine than anything else out there, especially the dreaded holiday ads.