My friend Robbie is frustrated that Coke’s cost a lot of money, and I concur. Although, it is odd that we pay for things that are bad for us, we should be used to it by now. Amazingly enough, I have discovered via this website, that you are more than twice as likely to die from a vending machine accident as you are from a shark attack. So now sodas are expensive, bad for you, AND retrieving one is dangerous.
Whatever you do, do not listen to this advice, crackerpants.